im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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