win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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