i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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