Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
a search helicopter?!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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