i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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