i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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