Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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