my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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