Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize
