If that was your dad, he is hot
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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