Porn is love you can see.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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