so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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