I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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