is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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