yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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