Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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