Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
