I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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