isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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