normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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