I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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