chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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