Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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