I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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