so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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