you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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