someone threw a dead crab at me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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