Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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