he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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