I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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