i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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