I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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