i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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