Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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