Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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