just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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