At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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