Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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