After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
