Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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