i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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