why didn't you poke me back
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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