chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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