so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just want nice things and good sex
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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