...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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