The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I think people are normalizing furries
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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