Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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