the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I believe in your delicious
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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