i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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