we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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