yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
