champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
