oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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