maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
