He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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