What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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