Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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